Smokers' Droop

pay attention
while a mention
Wee Pete's habit
That wiz causin contention

Wife frustrated
Getting berated
and tae cap it aw
prices inflated

Packin it in
Heid in a spin
Gaspin already
Ah dont think ah kin

Pete snatches
Nicotine patches
wife is relieved
Shes sits and she watches

aff the fags
tackle stull sags
must be the drink
In the kerry oot bags

Gie up the swally
Not on yir Nelly
Ahll kerry oan drinking
And make dae wi the telly